“LOADING OPINION…” They don’t think. They don’t read. They don’t decide. They wait for the update. Welcome to $NPC — the most accurate meme coin ever minted, inspired by timelines full of people repeating the same take at the same time with the same confidence. Same outrage. Same buzzwords. Same moral panic. Different avatars. THE COIN A blank face. A half-loaded brain. Permanent buffering. No soul patch. No ideology. Just a progress bar crawling toward whatever opinion is trending next. This isn’t satire. This is documentation. WHAT $NPC STANDS FOR Algorithm-fed personalities Copy-paste beliefs “I didn’t read it but I agree” energy Groupthink on autopilot Rage scheduled by the hour $NPC doesn’t care if it’s bullish or bearish. It waits to be told. THE ENERGY Charts pump because influencers say so. Charts dump because influencers disappear. Nobody knows why. Everyone pretends they do. Conviction: ❌ Research: ❌ Vibes: ✅✅✅ WHY THIS WILL CAUSE CHAOS Because everyone knows exactly who this is about… and half the people reading this feel personally attacked. $NPC doesn’t call you out. It lets the loading bar do it. WHY VOTE $NPC Because it’s ruthless. Because it’s painfully accurate. Because nothing spreads faster than truth wrapped in disrespect. $NPC isn’t a movement. It’s a loop. No roadmap. No principles. No original thoughts. Just consensus… endlessly reloaded. 🗳️ VOTE $NPC Thinking optional. Repeating mandatory. Free will sold separately